this is like my own object show. (Don't vandalize my page!!!!) (BTW we always need an odd number of votes since if two characters have the most votes but are equal I can either just make bert to choose who dies or someone will have to vote) fix (please don't mess with this) (for god sake stop)
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSGGiShv6fQ&t=124s (episode one animated!!!!) )
news[]
if a tie is made in voting, the next episode won't come out until someone breaks the tie
rules[]
- don't vandalize
- votes with joke characters/contestants names horrible spelt will not be counted
(please don't vandalize, I've put a lot of effort in this page)
Teams:
lake leeches
| name | deaths |
|---|---|
| broken phone(1st eliminated) | episode two, blender |
| chips | |
| blue heart | |
| camo fabric | |
| lava lamp | |
| skittle | |
| brick | episode one, crashed into a hard rock wall
and broke into many pieces |
| paper | (eaten by piranah's episode 3) |
| doodle (4th eliminated) | (episode 3, melted by bleach) |
| torch | (episode 3, eaten by piranah's) |
| computer virus (6th eliminated) | episode two, crushed |
| clay | (eaten by piranah's episode 3) |
cosmical mayhems:
| name | deaths |
|---|---|
| watch | |
| 6-ball | episode two, crushed |
| sucker | |
| cupquake (8th eliminated) | |
| pom | |
| canadian maple leaf | |
| music note | |
| tommy | |
| mp3 file | |
| earthy | |
| spidy | |
| backon noob |
Sublime limes:
| name | deaths |
|---|---|
| priangle | episode two, crushed |
| rune stone | |
| vape stick | |
| mushroom | |
| doorknob | |
| bug spray | |
| dancing triangle | |
| dango | |
| bouncy ball | |
| candle | |
| ornament | |
| mr. pineapple |
volcanic voyagers:
| name | deaths |
|---|---|
| simple sun | episode two, crushed |
| wii-mote | |
| otomatone | |
| RTX (5th eliminated) | episode 5, broken with a hammer |
| portal | episode two, crushed |
| tnt | |
| sign | |
| ghosty | episode two, crushed |
| sports bandanna | |
| map | |
| septic eye | |
| cherry |
target masters:
| name | deaths |
|---|---|
| tapeworm | episode two, burnt |
| magnet | episode two, burnt |
| golden button | episode two, burnt |
| dry ice | episode two, burnt |
| fancy heart (2nd eliminated) | episode two, burnt (burnt alive on episode 3) |
| shell | episode two, burnt |
| youtube | episode two, burnt |
| evil map | episode two, burnt |
| tin can ( 3rd eliminated) | episode two, burnt (mauled to death on episode 3) |
| tissue box (7th eliminated) | episode two, burnt |
| gum | episode two, burnt (episode 5 I think, exploded) |
| pizza | episode two, burnt |
Host: BERT
episode 1[]
*ding dong*
Chips: I wonder who that could b-
*door bursts open*
BERT: HELLO EVERYONE
broken phone: AHHH LOW EFFORT STICKMAN. *screams while running away*
BERT: YOU GUYS ARE NOW PART OF MY NEW SHOW
*they suddenly appear in a forest*
Cupquake: >: l You have no right to bring us here, I was watching my show you ignorant peasent!
BERT: *slaps cupquake*
BERT: I don't want to hear your idiotic rich mouth!
Doodle: cool more air to breathe, I was getting tired of-
BERT: sh-shut up- shut up
Doodle: : l
candle: awh, I was gonna feed mister parrrotttt
BERT: I don't care about your pets, now if you don't shut up I'll toss you over a cliff
candle: : (
BERT: WELCOME TO MY SHOW> (c.f.t.w theme song plays)
computer virus: interesting, but what will we be doing in this show?
BERT: *explains how object shows work*
BERT: so the first challenge i-
Paper: sorry to interupt you but, who is in our teams?
BERT: oh yeah. *squishes people together*
BERT: those are your teams
Doodle: cool *doodles a drawing on paper*
Paper: hey! I can't see!
doodle: deal with it
BERT: first challenge is too make it all the way to that area for a race! Final team is up for elimination!
Tissue box: hmmm
Gum: *watching butterflies*
Tissue box: *grabs gum*
Gum: eeee! eeeee!!!
Tissue box: *strechtes gum and launches him*
Tissue box: everyone grab my leg!
*all the target masters hold onto tissue box*
Gum: *launches them all the way to the finish line*
Tissue box: hhahaahha, the smartest are always the winners!
pizza: *on fire* AHHHHHHH
BERT: TARGET MASTERS ARE SAFE
doodle: awh crap, we better get there fast!
clay: *turns into a car* hey guys, hop in
doodle: sweet
Broken phone: *shaking* I'm not sure thats safe
doodle: it is, now come on you wussy
broken phone: bu-
doodle: HURRY
broken phone: *gets into the car*
clay: *driving super fast*
priangle: hmmmmmmm
priangle: well we're screwed
vape stick: don't worry maaannn
priangle: well I don't want to be murdered on the first challenge!
TNT: *running to the finish line*
priangle: the other team is already there!
BERT: volcani- *burp* volcanic voyagers are safe!
ornament: RUNNNBNNNNNN
*all the sublime limes are running*
broken phone: hey guys, we better not hit that giant rock
clay: let me try...I CAN'T TURN
broken phone: WHAT OH NO, MY NIGHTMARE IS COMING TO LIFE
*they start screamng*
clay: *crashes into a giant rock*
clay: ow
broken phone: AH MY SCREEN, ITS CRACKED AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
doodle: well we're dead
BERT: the sublime limes are safe
BERT: all thats left are the cosmical mayhems an-
backon nob: OOF *passes the finish line*
BERT: : l
BERT: THE COSMICAL MAYHEMS ARE SAFE!
BERT: the lake leeches are up for elemination!
broken phone: : (
broken phone: I knew driving there was a bad idea
camo fabric: everything to you is a bad idea
broken phone: AHH NEGATIVITY! *hides behind a rock*
episode 2[]
BERT: HELLO EVERYONE *vomits* AND WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW!
C.F.T.W theme plays
BERT: ON THE LAST EPISODE THE LAKE LEECHES FAILED THE RACE
paper: uhh, where did brick go?
Brick: *shattered in a million pieces*
Paper: OH MY GOD
BERT: don't worry! *revives him*
paper: are you alright?!
Brick: There is no heaven, its just he// and nothing but he//
BERT: GOOD FOR *burp* YOU!
Torch: so who got eliminated?
BERT: LETS SEE THE VOTES
*a screen shows the votes*
BERT: we had one vote
BERT: broken phone is eliminated!
Broken phone: Aww *glitches* man
Broken phone: wait, what will happen to me? *nervously shaking*
BERT: don't worry, you'll just be blended into a splatter of computer chips!
Chip: someone said my name?
BERT: different context
Chip: ok
Broken phone: wait wh-
Broken phone: *gets tossed into a blender and dies*
Paper: OH MY GOD
Clay: was it nescerry to kill him?!
BERT: YES
Doodle: heheheheh, getting rid of the competiton
Paper: he was on our team!
Doodle: well I'm hoping to be the last contestant anyway, so shut it
BERT: EVERYONE SHUT UP OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EYES
*silence*
BERT: better, so *teleports all the teams here*
WII-mote: hey, your not that bad
Computer virus: yeah, bet I could do it agai-
*everyone is staring at the*
WII-mote: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
Computer virus: we were playing minecraft and I found netherite ore
Clay: why were you guys talking about it in that fasion tho?
Wii-mote: thats just how I talk
Computer virus: yeah
BERT: SHUT UP
BERT: ok so this challenge is too survive on these polls and not fall in the lava
BERT: the first team to fall into the lava gets up for elimination
6-ball: what's stopping us from flying?
BERT: being dead
6-ball: wait wh-
BERT: *crushes all the flying characters*
*computer virus, 6-ball, tommy, simple sun, portal, ghosty, priangle, have perished from: Crushed to death*
Tissue box: *looking at gum* maybe I can-
Magnet: no, don't you dare think about it
Tissue Box: oh shut up
Dry ice: *muffled* you should show gum more respect, he is a person with thoughts and feelings. He is not a tool
Tissue box: sorry, couldn't hear you! *stretches out gum*
Gum: *crying*
TIssue box: see, now I can create a-
Gum: *accidently gets sling shotted by tissue box8
Bouncy ball: not dying sure is fun!
Gum: *hits bouncy ball and falls into the lava*
Bouncy ball: *flying through the air* going to my death sure is fun!
Magnet: oh no
Bouncy ball: *hits everyone in the target masters knocking them all down*
Bouncy ball: *lands on a poll* accidently killing others sure is fun!
*all the target masters are screaming in pain*
BERT: *revives them* looks like the target masters are up for elimination
episode 3[]
BERT: HELLO READERS OF THE *burp* SHOW
BERT: TODAY IS THE LUCKY THIRD EPISODE
*all the contestants: wow*
BERT: SO ON THE LAST EPISODE *coughs* SHU-SHUT UP, ON THE LAST EPISODE THE TARGET MASTERS HAD MET THEIR GRUESOME FATE AT BURNING ALIVE.
c.f.t.w theme plays
BERT: SO MAGNET AND GUM BOTH GOT ONLY ONE VOTE, WHICH WAS ALL THE VOTES WE GOT!
Magnet: so its a tie?
Gum: *gurgles in happy noises*
BERT: I'M JUST GONNA SPIINNNNNN THIS WHEEL WITH ALL THE CONTASTENTS NAMES OF THEM, WHOEVER IT LANDS ON GETS ELIMINATED!
BERT: *spins the wheel* FANCY HEART IS ELIMINATED
Fancy heart: sad, well I was expecting this to happen at some point but not by random chance
BERT: TO BAD *tosses fancy heart into a pit of lava*
Fancy heart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *burns to death*
Tin can: oh my god!
Magnet: few, I thought I was gonna be him for a second
BERT: I forgot to tell you that this is a double elimination
Magnet: O_O
BERT: *spins the wheel again* Tin can, its your turn to DIE!!~!!!!!
Tin can: WHAT ONONONONONONONNON PLEASE SPARE ME
BERT: *puts tin can in a cage full of monsters*
Tin can: oh GOD AHHHH *mauled to death*
Magnet: why didn't you tell us it was a double elimination!
BERT: *vomits* I FORGOT HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Dry ice: *muffled* your a monster!
BERT: shut up
*all the contestants appear*
BERT: ok so this challenge is too fish as many fish in this lake, the team with the least amount of fish is up for elimination
Doodle: sounds dangerous, I like it!
tapeworm: *walks up here with mountains of fish*
BERT: TARGET MASTERS ARE SAFE! *din*
Tissue box: hehheheh *takes off the "made in china" on the plastic fish*
*tissue box and tapeworm high five*
Doodle: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!!
Paper: we better get it!
Doodle: hmmm *pushes paper into the water*
Paper: AHHH *dies*
BERT: I forgot to mention, those are piranah's!
Clay: wait wh- AHHHH *dies*
Noob: OOF *vomits out a bunch of fish*
earthy: well done backon noob!
BERT: COSMICAL MAYHEMS ARE SAFE *coughs*
Portal: *teleports a bunch of piranah's here*
BERT: VOLCANIC VOAYGERS ARE SAFE!
BERT: WHO WILL IT BE? SUBLIME LIMES OR LAKE LEECH-
Dancing triangle: music makes me loose control *bringing a bag of fish*
Candle: perfect job!
Vape stick: ever notice how chickens can fly but at the same time, they can't.
BERT: SUBLIME LIMES ARE *vomits for an hour* SAFE!
Bug spray: nice
Bouncy ball: winning a challenge sure is fun!
BERT: LAKE LEECHES ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION FOR THE SECOND TIME!
Torch: again? this is starting to scare me
Doodle: hahah *throws torch into the water* I AM A CHAMPION!
Torch: WERE ON THE SAME TEAM YOU IDIOT! *gets killed by the piranah's*
\episode 4[]
BERT: HELLO AGAIN READERS OF THIS SHOWWWWWW *vomits*
C.F.T.W theme plays
BERT: last time the lake leeches were up for elimination for the second time!!! HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHA
Doodle: I know I got this in the bag!
BERT: doodle your eliminated!
Doodle: yeah I know I- WHAT
BERT: everyone thinks your a f###### jerk
Doodle: WHAT, THIS ISN'T HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE!
BERT: deal with it, now have fun! *throws a bunch of bleach at doodle*
Doodle: AHHHHH HSAHHAAJ *melts away*
Paper: uhh bert are you gonna revive anyone?
BERT: oh yeah *revives the dead contestants from last episode*
Tissue box: four of them are already gone! this is a great advantage for me!
RTX: DUHHHHHHH DUHHHHH
Tissue box: shut up you primal ape! *smacks RTX*
RTX: : ( *starts crying*
Tissue box: now whats the next challenge?
BERT: this challenge you must complete a maz-
Paper: done
BERT: oh, LAKE LEECHES ARE SAFE
*in the maze*
Tissue box: lets use gum as a guiding line!
Magnet: first off thats mean he is not an item! and secondly wouldn't the other teams also use him?
Tissue box: your right
BERT: BY THE WAY THE DOOR OF THE FRONT IS VERY VERY COLD METAL
Tissue box: hmmm
Magnet: don't you dare!
*tissue box is holding magnet and using him as a guide for the rest of his team*
Dry ice: *muffled* we made it with your ability at taking advantage of others
Tissue box: quiet you
BERT: TARGET MASTERS ARE SAFE
rune stone: hey bert we made it
BERT: SUBLIME LIMES ARE SAFE!
BERT: WHO WILL IT BE? THE VOLCANIC VOYAGERS OR THE COSMICAL MAYHEMS?
Noob: OOF!
mp3 file: yey we made it!
BERT: COSMICAL MAYHEMS ONE!
Ghosty: what! we didn't even get a chance!
Portal: you didn't even teleport us into the maze!
episode 5[]
*c.f.t.w theme plays*
BERT: HELLO CONTESTANTS
Blue heart: hello bert! *waves*
BERT: LAST TIME THE VOLCANIC VOYAGERS LOST AND ALSO RTX IS ELIMINATED
RTX: me no happy : (
Blue heart: *hugs RTX* I'm sure nothing bad would happen to you!
BERT: *smashes RTX with a hammer and breaks him*
Blue heart: oh my god!
BERT: SO IN THIS CHALLENGE YOU MUST BRING ME THESE CRYSTALS! *shows a picture of one*
BERT: THE CHALLENGE STARTS N-
Priangle: crystals like these?
BERT: YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHh
BERT: SUBLIME LIMES ARE SAFE
noob: OOF *coughs out some crystals*
BERT: OMG THIS IS GOING SO FAST!
noob: OOF
BERT: COSMICAL MAYHEMS ARE SAFE!
Tissue box: well team, I believe we must dig underground and by we I mean you
magnet: we're not your puppets tissue box!
Magnet: we have our own feelings and believe we should go down this cave!
Tissue box: well I'm far richer and stronger than you so I say this way!
Magnet: THIS CAVE
Tissue box: NO THIS CAVE!
Dry ice: *muffled* WILL YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING!
golden button: uh guys we uh have the crystals
Tapeworm: yeah
BERT: TARGET MASTERS ARE SAFE!
*magnet and tissue box contenue to fight*
Wii-mote: hey computer virus, can you help me find some crystals for both of our teams?~
Computer virus: sure
*they come back with a bunch of crystals*
BERT: LAKE LEECHES AND VOLCANIC VOYAGERS ARE SAFE!
BERT: wait your the last teams, lets see who has more crystals!
BERT: *looks* VOLCANIC VOYAGERS ARE UP FOR ELIMINIATION!
TNT: what but we have 60 and they 3-
BERT: VOTE WHO TOO ELIMINATE IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!
TNT: WE LITTERALY HAVE MORE THAN THE-
BERT: THE CHOISES ARE: (simple sun, wii-mote, otamatone, portal, tnt, sign, ghosty, sports bandanna, map, septic eye and cherry)
episode 6[]
mega man theme song plays
Paper: why was that the theme?
BERT: CAUSE TODAY YOU'LL BE PLAYING MEGA MAN HAHAHA
BERT: IN REAL LIFE!
Portal: bert shouldn't we do the elimination first?
BERT: YOU ARE ELIMINATED!
Portal: wait what
BERT: *eats portal alive*
Paper: OH MY GOD
BERT: YUM
BERT: NOW PLAY!
*all the robot masters from megaman 11 appear*
Tissue box: hmmm *stretches gum and whips all the robot masters together*
impact man: OH NO HE FOUND OUT OUR WEAK-
*explosion*
BERT: TARGET MASTERS ARE SAFE!
Gum: *dead*
Magnet: bert, recover gum
BERT: *vomits out gum*
GUM: *gurgles in disgust*
16 hours later
BERT: now its the cosmical mayhems and the lake leeches!
Torch: I think we can make this!
Paper: yea-
spidy: we defeated all of the robot masssstters
BERT: COSMICAL MAYHEMS ARE SAFE!
BERT: LAKE LEECHES ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION!
Torch: aw man
Paper: that sucks, well atleast we can maybe win next time!
Clay: yeah
Torch: wait, has annoying seen computer virus
Computer virus: *comes out a bush with wii-mote*
Computer-virus: uhh, its not what you think
episode 7[]
(discord votes: computer virus 3)
BERT: HELLO CONTESTANTS!
C.F.T.W theme plays
Brick: I think we'll be fine for this!
Skittle: yeah
Blue heart: I agree with br-
BERT: SHUT UP!
BERT: NOW ITS TIME FOR ELIMINATION
Computer virus: I wonder who will get eliminated
BERT: I actually got a little song, hey computer virus?
Computer virus: what?
BERT: despite your old
BERT: *reveals chips,brick,blue heart and skittle with 0 votes*
BERT: popularity
BERT: *reveals camo fabric and lava lamp with 0 votes*
BERT: you
BERT: *reveals paper with 0 votes*
BERT: have been
BERT: *reveals torch with 1 vote*
BERT: eliminated *reveals computer virus with 3 votes*
Computer virus: OH GOD
BERT: TIME TO DIE!
BERT: *attaches computer virus to a cord and clicks virus scan on a computer*
Computer virus: AHHHH *explodes into a pile of pixels*
BERT :*smiles*
Skittle: don't you think that was a little harsh?
BERT: NOPE
BERT: NOW TIME FOR THE CHALLENGE!
BERT: IN THIS CHALLENGE YOU GOTTA FIND A FRUIT AND BRING IT TO ME! LAST TEAM WITHOUT A FRUIT LOOSES!
*everyone looks at cherry*
cherry: NO!
cherry: *runs away*
ghosty: cherry is on our team and is a fruit so do we win?
BERT: YEP, VOLCANIC VOYAGERS ARE SAFE!
clay: I got an idea *turns into the shape of an apple*
Paper: nice
Paper: hey bert we found this apple
BERT: LAKE LEECHES ARE SAFE!
clay: nice
sucker: *looks around*
sucker: found this lemon
BERT: COSMICAL MAYHEMS ARE SAFE!
candle: I hope we can win this! If I win this show and get money I'll donate it all to charity and maybe keep some to buy stuff for my parrot!
bug spray: nice, if the prize is money I'm gonna start my dream band!
dango: we found this.....plum?
BERT: SUBLIME LIMES ARE SAFE!
BERT: WHICH MEANS THE TARGET MASTERS ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION!
Tissue box: WHAT! NOT FAIR!
evil map: yeah we barely had any time!
golden button: I must agree to disagree with them, we had just enough time
Magnet: golden button is right
Tissue box: no he's wrong!
Magnet: he's right!
episode 8[]
c.f.t.w theme plays
BERT: hey target masters its time for elimination!
Tissue box: I know I'll be fine, as I always am
BERT: the votes are in!
BERT: all of you got 0 votes except for two people
BERT: evil map
Tissue box: hahha I know I was right
BERT: is safe
Evil map: fwew
Tissue box: who's eliminated then?
BERT: YOU WITH 3 VOTES!
Tissue box: wait what! oh stop lying bert, tell us who really got eliminated
BERT: you!!!!
Tissue box: that can't be-
Tissue box: *appears in a giant glass jar* what's happening?
BERT: your gonna drown in your own money!
Tissue box: NOONONONNBONOONONO!!!! *coins flood into the jar*
Tissue box: I....c.a.n..'t.'...b.r.e.a..t.h....*sufficates to death*
BERT: *clapping* heheheeh funny, tissue go drown drown!
*all of the target masters chear*
BERT: now onto the challenge
BERT: recently this virus called the fornite virus has appeared, people who get infected start default dancing for all eternity! I have set up these infected people, last team to find the cure is up for elimination!
BERT: START!
candle: this will be easy!
mushroom: yeah, here take this chunk of me
candle: *grabs the chunk*
cande: *gives it to the default dancing guy*
*guy gets cured*
BERT: SUBLIME LIMES ARE SAFE!
bug spray: hell yeah!
noob: oof!
music: sorry noob but since you can only grab stuff with your mouth the needle would stab your tongue or something
noob: oof : (
music: sorry buddy. *comforts noob*
watch: well we gotta go fast, cause the other teams are already ahead of us
dry ice: there you go! *cures a guy*
BERT: TARGET MASTERS ARE SAFE!
*the other default dancing infecties remain*
BERT: lake leeches, volcanic voyagers and cosmical mayhems are left!
camo fabric: I'm use to injecting to people with stuff so yeah *cures a guy*
BERT: LAKE LEECHES ARE SAFE!
Ghosty: come on guys we gotta go!
sign: hey guys I found one!
earthy: we gotta stop them before they win!
earthy: *looks at bouncy ball* mind if I use you?
Bouncy ball: being thrown sure is fun!
earthy: yeah yeah
sign: *running to the dancers*
earthy: *throws bouncy ball*
sign: what th-
bouncy ball: *hits sign and knocks him down* got the cure!
earthy: great job b.b!
music note: now all we gotta do is-
tnt: *punches bouncy ball, takes the cure and cures a guy*
tnt: hahahahah!!!
earthy: uh oh
earthy: *sigh* I don't have a good feeling about this
BERT: VOLCANIC VOYAGERS ARE SAFE!
BERT: COSMICAL MAYHEMS ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION!
6-ball: I want to die please
BERT: ok! *crushes 6-ball*
6-ball: *dead*
earthy: O_O
mp3 file: well I still got my high hopes
earthy: y-yeah!
music note: I agree with you two!
BERT: VOTE WHO TO ELIMINATE IN THE COMMENTS! (watch,6-ball(1 vote),sucker,cupquake(2 elminate),pom,c.m.l,music note, tommy, mp3 file, earthy(1 eliminate), spidy, backon noob)
episode 9[]
BERT: HELLLLLOOOOO CONTESTANTS!
Sucker: hello!
Cupquake: *smacks sucker* quiet you
Sucker: *sigh* yes boss..
BERT: 6-ball and earthy are safe with 1 vote each
6-ball: sweet
Earthy: oh, fwew
BERT: cupquake is eliminated with 2 votes
Cupquake: like that would hap-
BERT: *eats cupquake whole*
c.m.l: oh my god, HE'S FINALLY DEAD! HE WAS BORING ME SO MUCH WITH HIS STUPID STORIES ABOUT THE BATH TUB WITH FUNGUS!
BERT: sh-shut up or I'll use you to start a fire
*all the other contestants appear*
BERT: TODAYS CHALLENGE WILL BE TO FIND THE DANK MEMES *vomits*
Bug spray: wait did you say?
Candle: dank?
Bouncy ball: memes?
BERT: yeah
bug spray, candle and bouncy ball scream in joy
part 2 coming soon
6-ball: where would these dank memes be located?
BERT: SEARCH IT FOR YOURSELF! OR I'LL USE YOU IN A NEW GAME OF POOL
6-ball: I hate that game.
Noob: OOF
BERT: COSMICAL MAYHEMS ARE SAFE *vomits*
6-ball: how does that cou-
bug spray: we gotta find the dank memes!
vape: nah man, we gotta find the dannkk cuuushhh *coughs out smoke*
c.m.l: maybe if we get vape higher then he'll say something dank
ornament: lets just shove some weed in his face and see what happens
ornament: *shoves it in vapes mouth*
vape: *choking*
Bouncy ball: getting vape high sure is fun!
vape:WHHHOAAA MAN
vape: my arms are burning
vape: my lungs a wheezing
vape: the f###ing walls are melletiing
BERT: SUBLIME LIMES ARE SAFE
ornament: nice
vape: *having a seizure*
simple sun: THE SUN
BERT: VOLCANIC VOYAGERS ARE SAFE!
BERT: LAKE LEECHES ARE TARGET MASTERS ARE LEFT!!!!!!
brick: guys what if we rebuild broken phone and search for memes?
clay: good idea
lava lamp: *brings out pieces of broken phone*
clay: *combines with the pieces*
clay: now we search for memes
clay: *finds a gnomed meme*
BERT: LAKE LEECHES ARE SAFE
golden button: my body feels strange when I touch my new areas
dry ice: I don't like where that sentence is going
BERT: TARGET MASTERS ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION!(comment to vote: tapeworm,magnet,golden button,dry ice,shell,youtube,evil map,gum,pizza)
